Alphabet Story

AH! Be careful! Cows are attacking! Don't provoke them! Even the dairy cows are revolting! Fight them with whatever you can find! Guns are not working on them! Houses are being burned by the thousands. In time, everyone will be homeless. Jets fly overhead dropping bombs in an attempt to slow the cows, but with little success. Killing cows never seemed so difficult before. Little kids are bing hidden in bars for their safety. Mooing drowns out all other noises. Never, has anything this terrible taken place. Only too late, did we realize that cows are just as intelligent as we are. Perhaps we had this coming? Questions can be answered later. Right now we have a herd of slaughtering cattle to deal with. Somehow this must be stopped. The military is trying to negotiate with the leaders, to no avail. Unnecessary chaos continues. Vultures circle in the skies. While in the distance, a rolling dust cloud approaches. Extremely terrified to this addition to the chaos, people become even more frantic. Yelling and screaming starts to become a dull background noise, as we realize what the dust cloud actually is. Zebras have come to defeat the cows with their superior stripes, saving humanity, and our cheeseburgers.